Why bother to queue?

Time for a righteous rant methinks.......

I was sat patiently in a queue of traffic waiting to join the M1 the other day.........as you do.
I inched my way alongside a slip-road joining from the left, leaving a nice gap between myself and the car in front to allow merging cars to join the motorway shuffle.
Not a single driver took advantage of this invitation, instead they all followed the queue and attempted to join right at the very end of the slip-road.

Why would they do this?

Easy, they are all selfish wankers whose journeys are obviously far more important than those of mugs like me who wait in line.
Then there are those geniuses who leave the queue, blat down the slip-road and try to shove their way back in at the end...........pond-scum.
They'll have my front corner off before I let them in, behaving like that.

Also amongst this long, sorry line of wretched souls was one dude who'd clearly not finished his daily ablutions before taking to the road....there he was, contentedly having a shave without a care in the world.

Grow a beard, fuckwit - leave home later!

Some silly bint in a battered Ka was texting the entire time, far too busy to concentrate on driving - she was still at it when we eventually joined the southbound procession of fools.

Is is too much to ask that these cretins stay out of my way?
Or just crash into a ditch quietly and bother no-one?
I'd like to see my wife & kids at the end of the day.....that's not unreasonable now is it?